February 2012
134 posts
deermilk:
i just want to be a thick bad bitch with a good weave that pays her own bills
i feel like i would be a lot less socially awkward if i were attractive
tuckfyler:
Whatever mom.
god damnit i miss you
adamusprime:
when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band
he said son when you grow up would you be a lawyer because that would give you a very comfortable lifestyle
Reblog if cats.
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
